Better late than never

1. There is a booster seat in the back of your car
2. You can name all the sharks found in the waters around Hawaii because you have played so many games of go-fish with a specialized card pack
3. You know how to make the perfect grilled cheese
4. You are constantly cleaning the kitchen
5. You have seen all the family friendly movies in theaters within a week of their premiere dates
6. You can name all the characters on Phineas and Ferb
7. You know that "guess what" does not actually mean you should guess. It means you are to listen because you are not going to guess and you will be subsequently told what
8. You could give a Vegas dealer a run for their money in shuffling and dealing cards because of how many card games you have played
9. You find yourself checking passengers' seat belts and telling people to "buckle up" when they are in your car
10. It is "normal" to hum the Narnia theme song during every day activities to make them more epic
11. You have minor panic attacks when you are in public and a kid is not in sight
12. You know way too many parenting debates from eavesdropping at the pool
13. You recognize all the moms at the pool and know which kids they go with (you might even know some names)